January 2008
64 posts
"Tuesday" does not mean "Monday."
Not even in restaurant terms. God, I hate when my memory fails.
Randall Munroe made quite a statement today. →
U.S. Satellite Could Plummet to Earth →
Man, we’re messing everthing up.
Daniel: "Ian Curtis Runner: Do Androids Dream Of Joy Division"
Me: "Love Will Dismantle Us Bolt By Bolt"?
Me: You're a massive nerd. I'm sorry, but you are.
Daniel: You're the one who came up with another title!
Me: I never said I wasn't one!
My phone is so proper
I have just discovered that the t9 texting on my phone capitalizes the word “F***ing.” I guess that even as an adjective, it’s just that important to LG.
WatchI.F.H. Mondays - FunnyorDie.com
Blue Dog = Expression of support for Giants? →
“It is with a great sense of relief that I say to all of you today, ‘Screw...”
– Bill Clinton: ‘Screw It, I’m Running For President’ | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source
Turnitin.com - The Educational Process's Latest... →
This site is supposed to make sure that papers aren’t plagiarized by comparing it to “billions of pages from both current and archived instances of the internet.” It sounds like a good idea at first, but then I put my paper through it (a requirement now, apparently) and it says that I have plagiarized almost half of my report from about 20 sources I’ve never seen, nor...
If I have made a 34 on the ACT, why am I having to do ACT prep tests as an assignment? A) The system sucks. B) The system sucks. C) The system sucks. D) All of the above.
An Eye for Sexual Orientation →
Humans judge accurately in a snap. Interesting: Humans are remarkably good at making snap judgments about others. In a hallmark study conducted by psychologists Nalini Ambady and Robert Rosenthal in 1994, people shown 2-second video clips of professors teaching formed opinions about the professors’ teaching abilities that were uncannily similar to evaluations written by students at the end...
A friend just called me at friggin’ 6:30 in the morning to tell me that he got a job as a GeekSquad member yesterday. I don’t think I’ve ever heard him so happy.
“Busboys or busgirls, increasingly referred to as bussers, work in the restaurant...”
– Busboy - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Hellooooo first job.
Having Fun With the "About Me" Section On Facebook
“When the cosmos were new, when the world was nonexistent, when all was as an infinitesimal speck on the inky blackness of nothing, there was a humongous crash. Most call it a “Big Bang,” but in all seriousness, it was more of a crash. Sure, everything expanded into the universe, but first it all collided, then bounced off in all directions. Understand? Anyway, one bit of this...
Erica: house is on
Me: oh?
Erica: si. but its a rerun
Me: Ah.
Me: Bleah.
Erica: bleah? lol
Me: Yes, bleah. Like "ah," but with the prefix "ble-."
Me: ble + ah = bleah, an expression of general dislike.
Me: Bleah.
"TV Popsicles Masturbation"
The LOLest band name my friends ever suggested.
“Abstinence Makes the Church Grow Fondlers”
– Fifty Atheist T-Shirt and Bumper Sticker Aphorisms (Personal favorite: “Another Godless Atheist for Peace and World Harmony”)
“Every one of them says eight & under but what really confuses me is...”
– My friend Jacob, talking about inflatable playthings
“It is better wither to be silent, or to say things of more value than silence....”
– Pythagoras (Why I’m always the first to leave the dinner table)
One of the first things I saw when I finally added...
nstrich: unfortuantely, shut the fuck up
Ghostvirus: eat a dick
